Re: How should I kill Josh?

**Nitz13** · by **Nitz13** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:31 pm

well you guys certainly have some crazy ideas Shocked

My Favourite is the lawnmower. although there won't be any skin left to wear after you do it though Smile

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:50 pm

Nitz13 wrote:well you guys certainly have some crazy ideas

My Favourite is the lawnmower. although there won't be any skin left to wear after you do it though

I think I should squish him with something big. then his insides would all fly out and I could just crawl into his hollow skin.

**ThadJarvis64** · by **ThadJarvis64** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:54 pm

ricotheawesomecat wrote:
Nitz13 wrote:well you guys certainly have some crazy ideas

My Favourite is the lawnmower. although there won't be any skin left to wear after you do it though

I think I should squish him with something big. then his insides would all fly out and I could just crawl into his hollow skin.

You should strap his feet down to the ground, place him in front of a large building, and then blow the building up to where the building falls on him.

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:00 pm

ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
Nitz13 wrote:well you guys certainly have some crazy ideas

My Favourite is the lawnmower. although there won't be any skin left to wear after you do it though

I think I should squish him with something big. then his insides would all fly out and I could just crawl into his hollow skin.

You should strap his feet down to the ground, place him in front of a large building, and then blow the building up to where the building falls on him.

That would mean I'd have to dig to get to the skin....
I could put parasites in his food and let them eat his organs....

**holyconfessor** · by **holyconfessor** on Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:12 pm

Why would you want to kill Josh? If you want to kill someone, kill Chad.

**RedRaptor** · by **RedRaptor** on Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:47 pm

You could always shoot him in the head, take his skin and put a band aid over the hole!

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:42 pm

holyconfessor wrote:Why would you want to kill Josh? If you want to kill someone, kill Chad.

I can't play any songs by New Found Glory or sing...Josh only does stuff that I can do, doesn't mean I won't kill Chad.
I'm thinking that I kill Chad and then confess my love to Hayley months later after she's recovered.

**Nitz13** · by **Nitz13** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:52 am

Run him over with a steamroller like in the movie A Fish Called Wanda. Josh Pancake affraid

**holyconfessor** · by **holyconfessor** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:47 am

ricotheawesomecat wrote:
holyconfessor wrote:Why would you want to kill Josh? If you want to kill someone, kill Chad.

I can't play any songs by New Found Glory or sing...Josh only does stuff that I can do, doesn't mean I won't kill Chad.
I'm thinking that I kill Chad and then confess my love to Hayley months later after she's recovered.

ROFL. I think Hayley would be better off if you killed Chad instead of Josh. THEN, kicked Josh out of the band and replaced him and you got Hayley= Dream situation rofl.

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:43 pm

holyconfessor wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
holyconfessor wrote:Why would you want to kill Josh? If you want to kill someone, kill Chad.

I can't play any songs by New Found Glory or sing...Josh only does stuff that I can do, doesn't mean I won't kill Chad.
I'm thinking that I kill Chad and then confess my love to Hayley months later after she's recovered.

ROFL. I think Hayley would be better off if you killed Chad instead of Josh. THEN, kicked Josh out of the band and replaced him and you got Hayley= Dream situation rofl.

As long as I end up being the guitarist. This would be PERFECT.