How should I kill Josh?

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:34 pm

There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

**ThadJarvis64** · by **ThadJarvis64** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:57 pm

ricotheawesomecat wrote:There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

Neither, tie him down in a garage, then run over him with a lawnmower affraid

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:43 pm

ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

Neither, tie him down in a garage, then run over him with a lawnmower

I thought I was twisted, whoa. Suspect

**ThadJarvis64** · by **ThadJarvis64** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:45 pm

ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

Neither, tie him down in a garage, then run over him with a lawnmower

I thought I was twisted, whoa.

I always thought that idea would make a great movie.

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:49 pm

ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

Neither, tie him down in a garage, then run over him with a lawnmower

I thought I was twisted, whoa.

I always thought that idea would make a great movie.

I'm actually pretty sure that there's a short story by Stephen King where a guy runs over people with a lwan mower. You might want to look into that. silent

Well, I think I could pain Hayley's face on a rock and beat him with that...

**ThadJarvis64** · by **ThadJarvis64** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:56 pm

ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

Neither, tie him down in a garage, then run over him with a lawnmower

I thought I was twisted, whoa.

I always thought that idea would make a great movie.

I'm actually pretty sure that there's a short story by Stephen King where a guy runs over people with a lwan mower. You might want to look into that.
Well, I think I could pain Hayley's face on a rock and beat him with that...

I have another idea: Stick Josh's face under a dripping faucet and have the dripping water go into his eyes, so he will never fall asleep again, making him insane.

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:00 pm

ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

Neither, tie him down in a garage, then run over him with a lawnmower

I thought I was twisted, whoa.

I always thought that idea would make a great movie.

I'm actually pretty sure that there's a short story by Stephen King where a guy runs over people with a lwan mower. You might want to look into that.
Well, I think I could pain Hayley's face on a rock and beat him with that...

I have another idea: Stick Josh's face under a dripping faucet and have the dripping water go into his eyes, so he will never fall asleep again, making him insane.

Wow, I was just thinking that I could kill him quickly and get it over with...
I don't entirely need him to suffer, just not be alive anymore.

**ThadJarvis64** · by **ThadJarvis64** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:04 pm

ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

Neither, tie him down in a garage, then run over him with a lawnmower

I thought I was twisted, whoa.

I always thought that idea would make a great movie.

I'm actually pretty sure that there's a short story by Stephen King where a guy runs over people with a lwan mower. You might want to look into that.
Well, I think I could pain Hayley's face on a rock and beat him with that...

I have another idea: Stick Josh's face under a dripping faucet and have the dripping water go into his eyes, so he will never fall asleep again, making him insane.

Wow, I was just thinking that I could kill him quickly and get it over with...
I don't entirely need him to suffer, just not be alive anymore.

You could guillotine him. That would be fast

**Nourez** · by **Nourez** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:06 pm

Poison is your best bet, you do need his skin to be undamaged right? Wow, less than 24 hours, and this place is already getting creepy.

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:11 pm

ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

Neither, tie him down in a garage, then run over him with a lawnmower

I thought I was twisted, whoa.

I always thought that idea would make a great movie.

I'm actually pretty sure that there's a short story by Stephen King where a guy runs over people with a lwan mower. You might want to look into that.
Well, I think I could pain Hayley's face on a rock and beat him with that...

I have another idea: Stick Josh's face under a dripping faucet and have the dripping water go into his eyes, so he will never fall asleep again, making him insane.

Wow, I was just thinking that I could kill him quickly and get it over with...
I don't entirely need him to suffer, just not be alive anymore.

You could guillotine him. That would be fast

It's like we could make the 5th Saw movie out of this thread alone.
I could take a chainsaw to his face and then stitch it and tell Hayley that she should love me for my inner beauty.

**ThadJarvis64** · by **ThadJarvis64** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:14 pm

ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:
ThadJarvis64 wrote:
ricotheawesomecat wrote:There was a bit of a small conversation about this back on the Rock Band forums, so I just thought I would throw it up here. What would be the weapon of choice?
Should I beat him with a blunt object?
Should I poison him?

Neither, tie him down in a garage, then run over him with a lawnmower

I thought I was twisted, whoa.

I always thought that idea would make a great movie.

I'm actually pretty sure that there's a short story by Stephen King where a guy runs over people with a lwan mower. You might want to look into that.
Well, I think I could pain Hayley's face on a rock and beat him with that...

I have another idea: Stick Josh's face under a dripping faucet and have the dripping water go into his eyes, so he will never fall asleep again, making him insane.

Wow, I was just thinking that I could kill him quickly and get it over with...
I don't entirely need him to suffer, just not be alive anymore.

You could guillotine him. That would be fast

It's like we could make the 5th Saw movie out of this thread alone.
I could take a chainsaw to his face and then stitch it and tell Hayley that she should love me for my inner beauty.

Guillotine him in two halves: Left side and right side

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:22 pm

Nourez wrote:Poison is your best bet, you do need his skin to be undamaged right? Wow, less than 24 hours, and this place is already getting creepy.

I think it's scary that Thad has had some creepier ideas then I have.
Shocked

**PsychoCheerio** · by **PsychoCheerio** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:32 pm

Yea, I still vote for something like poison because it would be weird walking around in a "Josh suit" that has stitches running up and down it...especially trying to explain how you got that wicked scar...

**ricotheawesomecat** · by **ricotheawesomecat** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:36 pm

PsychoCheerio wrote:Yea, I still vote for something like poison because it would be weird walking around in a "Josh suit" that has stitches running up and down it...especially trying to explain how you got that wicked scar...

Suitar playing accident?

**ThadJarvis64** · by **ThadJarvis64** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:37 pm

ricotheawesomecat wrote:
Nourez wrote:Poison is your best bet, you do need his skin to be undamaged right? Wow, less than 24 hours, and this place is already getting creepy.

I think it's scary that Thad has had some creepier ideas then I have.

Really, I came up with my ideas last year and me and my friend talked about them last year in Home Ec.

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